A Day the Poppies Would Rather Forget

An entertaining win – our fifth five-goal haul at home this season this time against a beleaguered Kettering team. What a peculiar season it is proving to be. The results lurch from a collection of thrashings to the disappointing draws and embarrassing losses.

It was a good performance – I’m not one to complain – realistically it could have been three more. This week it was O’Connor’s turn to miss the penalty, and but for some excellent keeping and some comedy shooting eight would not have been unrealistic. We dominated enough for 8-0 not to have felt uncomfortably flattering. But there you go: 5-0 is 5-0 is 5-0.

There were glimpses of real progress today, though Kettering at home on Boxing Day was a generous gift from the football fixtures Father Christmas. Hopefully the return game next Saturday will be a New Year’s gift too.

I felt sorry for poor Kettering. A proper non-league club with a long history and a reasonable fan base. Boy, they’ve been messed around by the idiot incumbent there now. Just goes to show how one man’s personal folly can shake a hundred year’s history to the ground a relatively short period of time (ring any bells?). They’ve lost their ground. They now play at their local rivals former ground. Shelling players left right and centre. Left with a core squad of 10 signed up players and some youngsters and today bore the ignominy of turning up at our ground in their own cars and were unable to field the full complement of subs. In those circumstances it would have taken a miracle for them to win today against a Luton side whose confidence is now in the ascendancy following the Tamworth game, after a poor November and early December.

Kettering played with one up front supported by two wide men. Even if things had been going well for them it would have been a struggle to link much up, such was the distance between their attacking players. As it was, when they did occasionally press forward we always had a spare man at the back as the lone striker was picked up by Pilks or Kovacs (a Hungarian girl at work last week told me that it is the equivalent of ‘Smith’ in Hungarian and is pronounced Kovatch) and the wide men were readily in the pockets of Gleeson and Taylor. However, such was the midfield dominance by Luton, what it meant in practice is that both our full backs could wander up the field, largely unhindered. Taylor himself was in the box three times and had a couple of chances, one of which brought out an excellent save just before half time from the keeper.

I think that whilst you could count the number of attacks they had on one hand, such was our dominance that you could count the number of shots they had on one finger. Whilst the result wasn’t in doubt, the performance warranted further scrutiny. I wanted to see genuine improvement, because coasting to an easy win against a weak team down on its uppers would enable us to paper over the cracks that had appeared during the Autumn.

The most worrying aspects of our play this year have been an inability to a) go on and score plenty of goals having taken the lead against poorer teams and b) an unwillingness to go onto the front foot and attack as a means of killing a game off and of course c) losing to the stronger teams at home.

Today gave us the opportunity to go attack on the front foot once we had taken the lead, in the way that we tried to do against Tamworth.

What struck me was how many chances we are still spurning per goal scored. I swear other teams in our division would have scored twice as many with the same set of chances. Whilst we can be wasteful against the Ketterings of the world, the next big test is away at Southport (last year’s nadir), where we won’t get many chances, and so we must take the ones we do get.

O’Connor was the only change today from the Tamworth win. The Shadow, James Dance, was injured.

O’Connor sizzled again and was a permanent threat, his work rate is high and swapped sides with Howells in the first half and never swapped back.

The front three did play reasonably narrow – which is good – it so easy when playing playing 4-5-1/4-3-3 to isolate the central striker. It was good to see, more often than not, the third player to drift into the box to join Big Hips Danny Crow when an attack was on. It is still something that needs to be worked on though.

The wider players Howells, initially, followed by Willmott didn’t press on quite as much as I would like and I watched this very closely. Even though we were way on top and perpetually attacking, we weren’t quite full on. By that I mean a genuine 4-3-3 is the three front men all pushing forward in a virtual line as one, rather than the central man being the furthest forward. Generally today Crow was still the furthest forward, though the fact that we were always in possession and moving forwards masked this to a certain extent. Again, subsequently playing against a stronger team will highlight this more.

Back to the point I made earlier – if you, like me, wish to see the Hatters playing a fast-paced high tempo game, it is important to play up the field to put opposing defenders and midfielders under pressure deep in their half to ensure they make errors and cannot easily distribute the ball to their own players, making the long ball hopeful ball forward the only option. As I said, we started to do that against Tamworth, and there were glimpses again today. Crow, Howells(Willmott) and O’Connor worked so very hard up front and we had so much possession it wasn’t really as important – because we invariably had the ball!

Our midfielders worked hard today and were dynamos. Lawless again played the deepest of the three and mopped up loose balls really well and started moves off. He deserved his goal and showed that he still has the knack of hitting the target from the edge of the box. Watkins is a pocket rocket. I’d love to see the distance he ran today; clichéd it might be, but he did cover every inch of the turf today – well – every inch in their half.

Keano seemed to revel in the non-holding role and it was actually good to have a steely tackler so far up the pitch to win the ball back when Kettering did manage to get it. Christ, he even went on a couple of runs into the opposing box, for goodness sake. Who does he think he is? Bryan Robson? In the second half we were treated to a couple of left footed crosses from Keano, both of which were deep and curly enough but alas were so deep that their Keeper Walker plucked them out of the air with ease. I suspect only the boldest and bravest of centre forwards would or could have got near them or onto the end of them. What is Steve Howard doing these days anyone?

Speaking of Walker. Poor sod. I felt for him as he took his place at the Kenny End for the second half. He received a louder than normal ovation from the Kenny End (a strange practise, always observed though) which I think was largely ironic after some comedy kicking in the first half (Bury Lane residents please can we have our bal back?) but also I think out of complete sympathy for the plight he found himself in. He made some good saves, but couldn’t do too much about the ones he let in. As you can imagine, he seemed to get more and more demonstrably morose as each goal went in. But rarely has a keeper’s body language unwittingly invited and encouraged greater sympathy in a Kenny End crowd.

With the game in the bag and over and done with by half time (I know we are never safe until we have four, but really, today that was never going to be the case) we could enjoy the dominance without fear or worry about the outcome.

The build up to the fourth goal was pure Keystone cops. Kettering contrived new ways to keep giving us the ball, and we contrived new ways not to score. Eventually, thankfully Fleetwood, who had just come on for Danny Crow stuck the ball in the roof of the net . Thankfully, though the lino spent most of the afternoon flagging for offside like a semaphore man with Tourettes, fortunately he didn’t even twitch when Fleetwood intercepted Watkins’ through ball.

Of course the scoring-fun had started after 20 mins in the first half. Shortly after dear Sol Davis headed off the line Jake Howells was hacked down just outside the box, the hack being enough to warrant Howells being replaced about a quarter of an hour later. However Jake was well enough to thrash in the free kick. Surely only our first (or perhaps second?) directly scored free kick since Gallen cannoned in some for us, whilst he was here. It makes a chance from blasting them at the wall or lifting them into Oak Road.

O’Connor got our second about five minutes after Howells with a nice straightforward header from a Keith Keane cross. I’m chuffed for him, because his work rate definitely deserved a goal, especially as he was sawn off by the lino for being offside later on, and of course the penalty.

Ah – the penalty miss. How many is that now this year? 5 or 6? It’s like a comedy thing. How many other clubs can afford to miss so many? Today Aaron decided to rattle the cross bar. It’s probably still shuddering. I didn’t even get up to watch it, such was my confidence that somehow we’d manage to mess it up. GB maintains that we practise them like mad all the time but that when the pressure is on they ***k it up. I think it says how vulnerable mentally our penalty takers are – how fragile their confidence is. It shows how much they feel the pressure and expectation, even when the pressure is off. This does not bode well for the play offs. I’d love for a trained psychologist and a proper coach to sit down with five of them and talk them through the process of what is needed and what they should do, it would probably only take a dozen sessions over a few weeks. It can be done – there is no reason why the mental block cannot be lifted. They need to learn to take penalties when the pressure is on without thinking twice. It should be as easy as shelling peas or as mechanic as holding a catch.

A cracking volley 6 yards out from Willmott finished off the scoring , this time from a Watkins cross though if the game had gone on for longer it would have been many more. Rarely have I seen a greater contrast on the pitch between the weary Kettering lads and the fresh’n’tricky Kissock and Fleetwood when they came on. Kissock did his fifteen minute ‘come and kick me if you can’ cameo. He looks so very dangerous and terrorises defences when he comes on. We did get two goals almost instantly after they came on – but it is interesting that Watkins got both assists.

So, a good win against a weak team – be good to continue the rout on Saturday with the same team. Each win breeds confidence. Then we play Newport at home and then Stockport on the 10th January. Again, as before we should really get 9 out of the next 9 available points which keeps the pressure on those around us.

Another development this week is that the board and GB have hinted that “the money is there” if they need to bring in another player. Not sure who on earth he is thinking to bring in. A striker? Well at present we have four front men and Brunty (excluding MBH) and we play in a formation that only needs one genuine striker. If he brought in a Tubbs or a Shaw, surely some would have to leave to make room.

A central defender? Well we have Pilks, Blackett, Antwi, Beckwith, Lacey – and assorted others who can play there.

Full backs? We’ve got tons of ‘em.

Defensive midfielders? Well – if Hand comes back on a permanent basis we’ll have him Poku (presently at Southport) and Keano.

Central midfielders? Too many to mention

Wingers? Tons of them, some of whom have only played for about 10 mins.

We’ve also got to remember, and this was pointed out to me today that we have been in the process of buying the in form striker at this time of the season and turning them into toothless tigers. Remember Jason Walker? 46 goals for Barrow – five for us – now 15 in 21 for York. It’s no good bringing a prolific striker in to a) not play him enough and b) to turn him into a blunt instrument.

Some have spoken about Jon Shaw, now that Gateshead have gone off the boil. I actually remember Shaw scoring against us last game of the season about seven years ago when we had Enoch and Nielson playing for us.

I think we should only buy players who would still be playing for us if we were top of League one. No good buying any more non league journeymen. If you must get someone in – get a loan from a Premiership or Championship club or a youngster go we can develop and get the benefit of for a couple of seasons before selling him much further up the league. Otherwise – save your money Garys.

So that’s it – the final post (I hope) for 2011. Many thanks for taking the time to read, and to those of you who post on here which makes it all worthwhile. A big hello to those Hatter ex-pats who read the blog too from far-flung parts of the globe.

Let’s say ta ta to a largely disappointing, but not un-entertaining 2011. Here’s to a wonderfully successful 2012, a couple of successful trips to Wembley and a big smile in LU4.

 

 

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PDW’s Kneejerk Reactions (Kettering Darts team H)

Happy Bank Holiday Tuesday Eve! To celebrate a good old fashioned rout against poor old Kettering. A heavy defeat is the least of their problems, to complete that rarity this season of back to back wins. Kettering’s luck is currently so bad they may as well listen to Michael Chopra’s betting tips, if they went to one of those parties, which you put car keys in the fruit bowl, they would end up with Jimmy Krankie. So, it didn’t need a fandabidozi performance to put them away. With the upcoming fixtures, that winning run should be extended. The only downside was Howells limping off after the half hour mark coming off second best after O’Leary’s challange.

Five, it could/should have been a dozen, as we coasted to a bloodless victory, To be repeated when the teams play the reverse fixture on Sunday, I expect/hope.We played some excellent, if uncontested football, helped by an opposition who gave us plenty of time of ball and played a very high square line.

It was just a question of how many, the contest was never one. We do need to create an awful lot of chances to score goals. Not a problem today but in the harder, tighter games, we do need to become more clinical in front of goal. Some of the shooting, in the first half, was fairly wild. The advertisment hoarding, near the Keith Keane guttering, above the Oak Road end goal took a fearful beating.

Just the one change from the victory at Tamworth, O’Connor for Dance. Straight like for like swop. The formation remained unchanged.

O’Connor is a far cry from the player who looked so nervy and lacking confidence at the season’s start, being unfit didnt help. But every time, he got on the ball, he burst forward and looked to run directly at the defence. His penalty miss aside( on the bright side, he would have nailed the Crossbar Challange), he put in an excellent performance.

Luckless Kettering, unsurprising given the absolute shambles up there are a rag bag outfit. One shot on target, a looping header over plus a couple of corners is the sum of their attacking efforts. Apart from Grays and Hayes, struggling to think of a worse team to play on the hallowed turf. The amount of possession we had was incredible. We have struggled to put away similiarly dismal teams away in the recent past, but in a League fixture, they are one of the worst teams we have come up against. We could have played without a goalkeeper and back four and still strolled to a facile win.

Good crowd in today. It’s incredible despite all the trials and tribulations, our club have suffered, that the fan base has not dropped. Even in the early stages, such was our total domination, Taylor was almost playing like an additional left winger.It was clear Kettering, including one former Luton legend Stephen O’Leary, oh and Sol Davis played as well, were well out of their depth. They tried to pass the ball but were outclassed, although Bridges and Dawkin would be OK in a better team. Playing one up front in Mason-Hughes, a Fortnum and Mason hamper wouldnt have hampered their progress any more. To their credit, they didn’t sit back.

A poor pass by Ifill was seized upon by Taylor, played the ball into Watkins,but was slow getting his shot off and the ball was cleared away by Navarro. Navarao made several crucial tackles to save them from further humilataion, as well as Walker in goal, who made a couple of top stops, a few lucky ones and barely kept the ball in play with some woeful kicking, kept the score down. The cones and bibs used for training would have given us a sterner test today.

The team continued the verve in which they played at Tamworth, Kept the ball well, with some good movement ( Ok it was against a very por team), but the approach play was excellent for a team at this level and for the second week running, after the team had come out early at half time, to knock the ball around, played well enough in the second half.

Kettering’s only attempt came from Dawkin’s low drive from outside the box safely pouched by Kevin Pilkington. Keane’ forward prod, brought O’Connor into play, his strike was blocked by Davis. From the first of a number of short corners, Howells shifted the ball into Gleeson’s path, the ball into the box met by an aerobatic Crow, as ball seemed to be arrowing for the top corner, before Walker somehow managed to palm the ball behind. From the resulting corner, Gleeson waste a striking chance, but the ball fell to Kovacs, curled the ball just wide.

Watkins has shoved to the deck by O’Leary, Lawless took the free kick quickly, Watkins blasted over. It was the story of teh first half, our players shooting hurriedly and over, when not closed down. Do think we need someone to coach the forwards. Watkins had a strange game, heavily invlved outside the box, but inside of it, it wasn’t his day, missed a number of one on one chances, mainly taking one touch too many.

A dreadful kick out by Walker found to Watkins, who virtually gave Walker a pass back. The unrelenting siege of the Kettering’s goal continued unabated. Gleeson strking in a high cross, then was more than a hint of a shove by Jones on Keane.

Taylor produced another fine foray forawrd down the left, squaring perfectly avoiding the clutch of orange shirts , but eventually the ball trickled through to Howells, who given time to turn, should have down an awful lot better than smashing the ball over. With Ifill on the floor ( Kettering could only name two subs) , we played on Crow lining up Watkins to welly over once again.

With Kettering down to ten man, with sub Sangere taking an age to get prepared

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That’s more like it!

A pleasing performance in the rain today – good to see a positive and attacking performance from the boys. I am delighted for Gary and the team.

And lo – we did go one up and pressed up the field and defended from the front. And yea the passing went largely to feet, and lo – the manager did play the best front three and a proper left back.

And yes, we were playing against ten (nine) men for much of the game, but you still have to beat them and we did. This is the sort of performance we should be putting in to beat non league teams like Tamworth.

Absolutely delighted for Big Hips Crow – shame about the penalty – but we’ve been missing them since May on a regular basis and so it was no surprise.

The Shadow was a permanent threat and I was pleased to see him back in the team. Let’s remember he had created the last three goals we had scored when he was in the team. Pleased to see him get the third and a good goal it was too.

Good midfield too – Lawless playing behind the other two – Keane slightly more advanced, which seemed to work well too.

I’ll not mention the dodgy own goal – least said soonest mended.

600 Luton fans to lift a team who hadn’t been playing well at all on the Saturday before Christmas. Nothing ceases to amaze me about our club. The fans have every excuse to shun the team, but just push and push and push. Pound for pound, I swear no set of fans have ever been more deserving of success.

Well done Luton Town – season starts here.

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PDW’s Kneejerk Reactions (Swindon Darts XI H)

Dont think the Commercial Department should expect many DVD sales of this game. A scruffy, laboured performance, but for a fine performance from our reserve goalkeeper, what looks like a comfortable victory, was anything until our second goal. At least, the rock bottom has possibly been reached when a team from the lower reaches of the Southern League for a good 10-15 minutes after half time outplaying us with some intelligent football, winning the vast majority of second balls and tearing though at will on the flank nominally guarded by Osano. A number of players put in some poor performances. This competition has a habit of weeding out some deadwood, White and Atieno, and if that is repeated this year, all will not be in vain.

But for Tyler, all roads would have been leading to South Marston come Tuesday evening, any day/night in Swindon, even the outskirts, is a somewhat dire prospect. On the balance of play, considering the supposed gulf between the two teams, a draw wouldnt have been an unfair result. Only after a period after both goals, did we get better.

The biggest positive from the afternoon, was the sight of the Moon rising above the Beach Huts. Lacey did well enough, dominant in the air, decent on the ball, at times he lost concentration and got the wrong side of the forward. His potential is obvious, but long way away from starting regularly,another loan spell in January , perhaps at a lower Conference club maybe the way forward. O’Donnell hung up a lovely cross for Wright to nod in to seal the game and had a steady cameo coming off the bench.

Out of the other outfield players, Kissock had the best game. He could do with better end product and not going to ground as often. But he at least showed for the ball,playing with his usual enthusiasm, when we were struggling and at times was the only man willing to run with the ball and take on defenders. Considering he has been unwell, it was a very good effort.

The team selected by our very own Mark Cavendish ( disrespectful to Paul Carden to be described in the press as a bike though. ) including only three punters, Gleeson, Watkins and Keane, who started the previous match at Ice Station Sincil Bank. Not to say Kenilworth Road was overally warm this afternoon. So the team was Tyler. Back four of Gleeson, Lacey, Beckwith, Taylor. Midfield quartet of Osano, Keane, Watkins, Kissock. Brunt partnering Fleetwood.

A far stronger team in theory than I expected. But for the opening half an hour, collectively, the side looked liked they wanted to be anywhere else but at the football today . The feeling is reciprocated. Appreciate the early stages of a minor Cup competitions are not exactly thrilling affairs for anyone, but the players are being paid to put in a professional performance. With so few reserve matches this season, players currently not involved regularly will not get many better chances than this to impress. Still, it’s their careers on the line,not mine.

Swindon put in a good shift, for a side at their level played some very decent stuff, only when the game was beyond them, some cynical challanges were put in . They didn’t waste time, came with a bold game plan.Deserved a goal at least for their efforts.

Never easy making so many changes and putting in a decent performance. But even so…never got our passing game going, little movement and generally were careless in possession. We were very slow out of the blocks and Swindon had a couple of openings, a through pass by Wells, put Edenborough into the clear, Tyler stopped with his legs, but it was offside. The same two players combined again, with Wells shot being blocked off by Taylor. Then Taylor out of position, allowed a ball to drift which Beckwith had to tangle with Edeborough.

The only thing happening in Swindon’s defensive half was the linesman getting arm ache as Fleetwood ran offside on regular intervals, the service to both forwards was incredibly poor. Our first move of any note, Fleetwood turned Stanley well, feeding Brunt who also, managed to half turn Bampton, but the centre half got a toe to the ball and ball went through easily to Rae.

The opening stages were summed up neatly, when they took a quick corner, but we were switched off from Stanley’s cross, only awaking to block Cole’s stabbed effort. lapham and Dean played a decent give and go, comfortable stop by Tyler.Tyler ‘s handling was excellent all game and never looked like spilling Edenborough’s strike which sat up nicely for outside the box.

Apart from the fact that Swindon closed us down quickly, often three men at once, but we didn’t have the vision to pop the ball to another Luton player. Defensively, we weren’t great either, the back four often playing too wide apart. A fleet of London double decker buses could be comfortably drived through the gaps.

However when Kissock was on the ball, he looked the only one to set anything up. Osano’s confidence still looks very low and didn’t offer an attacking threat. Keane, once again, was poor on the ball, he did retrieve his mistakes, never the less, a player of his experience should be able to take games against opposition like that by the scruff of the neck, but didn’t happen. Watkins was OK, but often around the box, he did try to be too clever and take an extra touch.

Osano hacked down by Cole, right on the edge of the box, Kissock’s fee kick was low and hard, but Allen managed to get his foot to stop the strike. We lacked zip in our play generally, and never looked up upping our game. Wood’s low pass towards the right channel, Edenborough defeated Beckwith with ease, fortunately his cross was cut out by Lacey.

We scored against the general run of play. Fleetwood make progess into their box, Lapham’s clearance hit Dean and went behind. From the resulting corner Kissock’s set piece, went deep and was met by a soaring header back across goal from Lacey to Fleetwood who hooked in from close range, with his back to goal.

The goal settled us and we started to keep the ball admittedly it was mainly sideays and backwards but it was an improvement on the dross served up prior to that, very good forward move by Watkins robbing Stanley, playing a one two with Fleetwood, defeating Cole before intelligently rolling it into Fleetwood’s path but he blasted woefully over. Kissock apart, supported well by Taylor, it was the first time we ran it them.

The final chance of the half caem from Fleetwood working space on the right, centring for Brunt, only denied by a smart clearance by the impressive Lapham.

Half time came mercifully, one change Gleeson, who seemed to pull up just before the break, was replaced by Wright. Osano went back to right back, Kissock switching flanks, with Fleetwood dropping back to the left wing ( no wonder he is struggling for confidence and form asked to play three different roles in the same game), with Wright going upfront.

The problem is from a defensive viewpoint having Osano and Kissock on the same flank looks horrific even against a lower grade team. Although we created the first chance, Fleetwood’s reverse pass, Taylor on the over lap, played a fine cross which Brunt wasn’t able to turn in. Once again we struggled, and for a spell we were on the rack, against a better team they would have made us pay. Cole’s pass out wide to Allen, low ball dummied by Stanley and Etheridge tested Tyler with a shot towards the right hand post.

Watkins brought down by a lunging challange by Dean, rightly booked, Fleetwood’s arching free kick, missed Rae’s post, but not by much. Our fragile confidence and square defence were expiosed by a simple sweeping ball by Allen, Edenborough through on goal missed a golden opportunity firing wide with his left foot. Osano lost possession in a danger position to Stanley, flicking the ball to Edenborough ( giving a lively performance but the shooting accurary straight out of the Douglas/Feeney finishing text book), Lacey getting caught wrong side, Tyler had to narrow the angle and danger was averted.

All these chances from down their left wing , Tyler making a brilliant save when Edenborough’s drive looked destined for the top corner following neat build up play from Allen and Etheridge.

We barely threatened their goal, with Wright, not surprisingly looking rusty, after his absense but improved steadily. Fleetwood managed to cut past Lapham, but his shot bobbled and Rae almost made a mess of a simple save. Kissock was very unlucky to get the second goal we desparately needed, beating Cole after Keane’s pass, smashed a powerful drive against the bar, from the rebounded Wright toed the ball to Keane to drill across goal,wth Brunt diving full length with a despairing dive , all to no avail. Immediately O’Donnell replaced him . The shape of the team looked better, Fleetwood on the right, O’Donnell on the left, Kissock playing just off the front man Wright. So, allowing our two most creative players to get on the ball in more dangerous positions.

O’Donnell’s first meaningful contribution killed the game, with Swindon’s fitness beginning totell, the result there was never in doubt. Despite the close attentions of Lapham, he managed to dig in a cross from the by-line, which Wright rose above Bampton and powered a header into the corner. He’s not a good player, in technical terms, but Wright has already scored more goals than I expected and despite his limitations works hand. At least he gives us a target man option, although Brunt has the height, he is far better on the deck.

Osano’s diagonal pass sent Wright chasing the ball down, won a challange against Rae, out of his box, but delayed his pass until Kissock moved through, cyncially brought down by West. Watkins ‘s hard hit drive was touched off by Rae.

We ended the game comfortably enough, and there was time for Wood to pick up a second caution by a needless trip on O’Donnell. He helped turn the game in our favour, with some simple passing. Although he is still very lightweight and will have to improve greatly to usurp Jake Howells,is a player worth persevering with as a wide left option not a full back.

Mark Tyler 8.75 , Dan Gleeson 5.75 ( Tommy Wright 7) , Alex Lacey 7.25, Dean Beckwith 5.5, Greg Taylor 6.75, Curtis Osano 3.5, Adam Watkins 6.25, Keith Keane 5.5 ( Colby McAdams), John-Paul Kissock 8, Stuart Fleetwood 6.25, Ryan Brunt 6 ( Jonathan O’Donnell 6.75)

Subs not used – Lewis Kidd, Charlie Smith. Booked – Watkins-

Swindon Supermarine – Rae, Lapham, Bampton( H.Etheridge), Cole, Allen, Wells(Morris), Wood, Dean, Stanley, M.Etheridge, Edenborough(Cook), Stanley. Booked – Cole, Dean, Wood (x2)

*THE DISCLAIMER* The above ratings were picked on a whim and very rarely are an accurate reflection on the player’s performances simply to annoy the reader. Today’s fatuous comments are about the Euro. Whilst I applaud anything which annoys the smug Europeans, not sure I trust any British Politician to sort out the current economic mess. Personally, think they should stick all the money the Country has left (all £3.72 of it) and buy a EuroMillions Lottery ticket and hope it comes in. Missed my vocation not being an accountant/Financial advisor.

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PDW’s Kneejerk Reactions (Lincoln away)

Not sure playing football in the Arctic Circle will catch on. Time for the Winter Break. Or as it maybe entitled Kettering home and away. Any chance of the authorities could tweak the rules so games would run the full 90 minutes without a team talk at half time? Little point in the players going back to the dressing room now at break. Our away performances show more repeats than the programme schedule for Dave and Gold. Good job, we are playing Swindon Aquamarine next game, as they apparently have a bloke who makes prosthestic limbs, he could make up some new feet for our players, as the amount of times we have shot ourselves in the foot so far, we can’t have any toes left.

It’s gone beyond frustation, just resignation( hint, hint and that includes some of the playing staff,who strutt around in a manner which suggests they a vastly inflated opinion of their ability over a season. A good game, half here and there doesn’t cut it ). Without disclipine , application, professionalism, just doing the basics correctly having a modicum of talent doesn’t get you very far. Teams win things not good individuals who put it in then they fancy it. More needless points given away from a winning position against abject opponents, the fifth time it’s happened that winning positions have been converted against bottom half opposition on the road. A lack of nous from the management and players is holding us back badly. In the first half, the Imps played more like Gimps. Looked they had taken up the voluntary redundnacy offered by their club already, judging by their barnstorming first half effort. A P45 does have more ability than Kyle Perry though.

As the squad which started the season was noticeably weaker than the one which ended last season, was personally expecting not much this season, but hoped for better than to be eleven points behind the leaders at the half way stage. Being nearer 15th place than 1st place is rather Lion hearted.

First half, we played some good thoughtful football deserving our interval lead, perhaps without a cutting edge, but with only Crow (who deserves a lot of credit with his newly discovered effort and tenacity) playing centrally. Even without the ball, we forced Lincoln, a side clearly there for the taking and lacking confidence, into errors, giving Kevin Pilkington an easy half. Quite how he retained his place, after showing the sharp reactions of an arthitic Tortoise over the previous two games, is a tricky poser. Any chance the local media could ask Brabin is Kevin Pilkington the Number one option and then all have a good laugh about it.

Second half, Lincoln came out five minutes early clearly fired up after Holdsworth had given them a piece of his mind (surprised that cretin has any spare). We had to change as G. Pilkington took a whack to his head, shame as he passed the ball very well and started a number of fluent passing moves, Keane went to centre half, with Hand coming on. Hand hasnt been helped by Brabin’s ‘Hokey Cokey’ selection policy. But he produced a wretched display. If only his pass completion ratio have been as successful as the number of fouls he gave away. Although his second booking was no more than a basic trip. It was a minor miracle he stayed on for so long, he was a sending off waiting to happen. Hand’s done a solid job for us in the majority of games. But in the long term if he were kept over Poku – past this season anyway, it would be a clear indication that the pressure is affecting Brabin’s decision making.

The referee had a Jekyll and Hyde performance. Until around the hour, had all the enthusiasm of getting his book out as a man with short arms and deep pockets when it is his round.

Then like a flasher he just couldnt put it away. How Gosling was allowed to finish the game is a mystery, considering he spent the evening riding Crow like a Grand National winner. Then there’s that rancid Carthorse Perry(apologises to Carthorses, at least they have a purpose), diving, hacking down Howells and a clear elbow on Gleeson.Withdrawn at the break, Perry is still in the shake up as player of our season, dispatching Beckwith thus meaning Kovacs could return was a masterstroke.

Have no idea, what the Winston Churchill of Liverpool says at half time. But judging from some of the away performances it appears to be ‘Give the other team a chance, take your foot off the gas, stop doing the things you have done well previously. But as soon as we have let them score, we can start playing again’.

As was the case last night in the second half, what hope is there were players cant knock a pass five yards when unopposed to a team mate? None. There are problems in the playing side of the club. Regardless of what happens during the second half of the campaign. Lessons need to be readdressed. Currently too many options, players who are better suited to differing formations. There needs to be clarity in the thinking of the players being brought in, how to bring out the best in, their disclipine or lack of. How to handle pressure situations. As a group, the team buckle too often. At the moment, just from an onlooker’s viewpoint it appears to have the strategy of a toddler let loose in Poundland. Its uncanny the way the team can go from performing well to playing like dross in several minutes and also rather unfathomable.

Same team and formation who did well to stay with Cheltenham for so long on Saturday. Personally unhappy with Tyler’s continued omission. But then what have Dance or Taylor done wrong either? Kissock omitted the last three games, but the first cab off the rank against Chelts. How bizarre, how bizarre.

Lincoln look a very poor side, except for Platt a decent technically sound player, good first touch and awareness, would look better in a decent side. They could barely string three passes together. Their main creative idea was Farman, a veteran of many a comical moment against us for Gateshead looked to find the Ozone layer with his punts, towards the immobile Perry ( one forward at home how adventurous!), even when they got the ball wide they were so slow in delivery, we could file back and defend the situation with ease. We did give them too much time around the box, but most of their chances fell to Power, his striking was more powerpuff than powerful.

On a wide, but bobbly pitch( Willmott in particular was gulity of taking one touch too many) , we settled into a good rhythm, helped by Lincoln’s chronice lack of confidence. Their recent good home run, is merely a red herring, look at their opponents who have come to Sincil Bank. recently.

We kept the ball well and settled after a slow start. A lot of our play started with Pilkington and Howells, O’Connor’s first touch was too good for Hinds, laying the ball off to Watkins who let fly, but the direction was out. Russell gave away a needless corner heading behind with no dark navy shirt near him. With Lincoln marking zonally ( always a dreadful idea), O’Connor wandering into space and headed home Willmott’s corner. The linesman ( unusally alert, those duffers usually fail to spot anything).

Watkins given the ball by Hinds, stroked the ball to Willmott, getting the better of Sinclair, striking low only to be blocked by Farman, Watkins also denied by the goalkeeper at the second attempt. whilst we forced Farman into a number of saves, few of them were anything out of extordainry.

Up to his point, Lincoln offered little. Hinds made a mess of an attempted karate kick , from Nutter’s free kick. Then some neat skill by Platt, space opened up, finding Power, able to control turn and lash a drive miles over . Pilkington’s fine switch of the play, sought out Willmott, in turn laid the ball to Watkins, low strike Farman parried away and scrambled by the defence to safety.

Lawless allowed time to progress forward, after a neat interchange between Gleeson and Watkins, there were better options avaliable than to drive straight into the grateful arms of Farman.

We lost our zip found the forehead of the Care Bear haired Gosling, perhaps complanency brought on by the factor that Lincoln had been dreadful. Although they were dire, the amount of space we allowed them in the box, was poor. Russell on the left, given enough time by Gleeson to find the onrunning Power to barely make connect. Strike 1.

Howells once again making ground down the flank, Willmott on the over lap, low centre, Gosling’s solid challange on O’Connor conceded the corner from which we scored. Terrible kick,O’Connor ‘s miskick at the near post or Lincoln’s attempts to clear it were no better. O’Connor’s second attempt was, touching it off for Crow to convert inside the far post.

The rest of the half was uneventful. Apart from Nutter’s corner, helped up but not away by Kovacs finding Perry lobbing into K.Pilkington on his tip toes from the edge of the box
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As Lincoln came out early, it was clear that Holdsworth was looking for a reaction, he used his subs well by bringing on pace in the shape of Taylor and Sheridan, with our formation and defensively poor full backs, we would be struggle unless we kept the ball well.Oh. Too often the default ball was hacking it down the side for Crow to chase down when he escaped the attennetions of the serail fondler Gosling. Since when has Crow’s agme revolled around running the channels. He needs it to feet. O’Connor and Willmott were both straved of service, and gradually Lincoln started finding their feet, winning the midfield, not giving us time on the ball.

Willmott’s corner was blocked by farman ‘s shoulderts todeny O’Copnnor. Howeevr such our our poor use of the ball after the break, we hardly threatened until Lincoln scored. The introductions of both Dance and Brunt ( or at least one of them) were too long coming. A critical feature of the modern day game, is the use of subs and the timing. Brabin’s are usually alright decison wise, but often far too late to influence the match .

We were gifting Lincoln easy possession. memo to Jamie Hand, you don’t play for Lincoln any more, you know? Both his decison making and accurary of his passing were terrible. Another poor pass to Thompson rolling in Power ,who with time on his side, should have done better than shoot wide. A poor defensive header by Sinclair , gave Howells an opportunity that he should have done betetr than lean back and send his effort dipping over harmlessly. Hand dwelt, allowing Thompson to break clear, fortunately his shot looked more destioned for the lit up Cathedral than the goal. The Cathedral is about the good thing about the City. The myriad of pokey little terraced streets around the ground were designed by someone without any soul.

Our first excellent move of the half, Willmott intelligently made a dummy run, allowing Howells to run into the space, kept his head rolling the ball against to O’Connor, at first looking for the non existant over lap, trying his luck, dispatching the ball wide. But good football all the same,.

Keane at first struggling to fit into playing central half, played the ball square, blind to Laurent, passing to Taylor to cut in and smash wide. Needless foul by Lawless on Platt, their were a big side, so could throw lots of height into the box, and Nutter’s delivery from set pieces is decent enough. Gosling couldn’t keep his header down. Lincoln kept getting into good positions down both flanks, both their delivery and finish were generally poor. Christophe sent another headed opportunity a begging from neat play between Platt and Nutter.

Howells was the first in the book, complaining over a clear foul by Hand on Christophre. Watkins played a good give and go with Crow, was denied by a tackle by Gosling. There were some bizarre decisions, O’Connor flagged offside after a block tackle by Hinds had gone to him. How does that work then?

Power’s fine display of inablity to kick a football was complete after airkicking Taylor’s pass. Taylor roasted Gleeson after his introduction ( he’s not match fit apart from the fact he’s reasonable in the tackle, he’s not very good either). Good bodyswerve from Taylor beat Kovacs and went on a mazy run, Lawless cyncially tried to hack him down, as play was waved on. With a player having some a big impact, maybe a good idea to give Gleeson some protection?

We still looked good on the break though at times, when the ball was kept on the deck, a clever curled pass by Watkins, and Lawless could only head into Farman.

A change was eventually made danmce for Willmott. Willmott’s slow walk off typifies the negativty inflicting the club. Other teams do it, but footballers like Children only pick other’s bad habits. He was rightly booked, and should be fined for it. It’s pathetic. If Brabin doesn’t it, fine him as well. There needs to be a zero tolerance on dislcipine. For starters we are rubbish at time wasting and managing the game.

The change was inspired, as Lincoln scored straight away. Didn’t clear a Nutter free kick , Platt managing to hung up a cross despite close attention from Lawless was bundled at the far post by Hinds. Nice of Pilkington, to wait until it crossed the line to save it, as it bounced in off his chest.

Brunt replaced O’Connor, and oddly enough having another body up there, meant we kept the ball better and with Dance also on he pushed Nutter back. We don’t play at 1-0 up, but resume again at 1-1. The game was very open, as a quick winger Sheridna appeared for them. An awful pass by Howells gave the ball away to him, skipping down the line but shoving his cross into the empty seats. Lincoln’s customers turn up more dressed up as empty seats than people.

Dance broke past Nutter, a near post cross, fell to Brunt but his back heel was denied by Hines. Lincoln with something to hold on, defended doughtily. Cynical shove by Lawless on Platt with no immediate danger just inside our half, saw him sent off. By the summer, Lawless himself should be gone. Good player, but a loose cannon unable to keep calm in pressure situations. Loose cannons aren’t generally worth the hassle unless they are exceptional, Lawless isn’t.

Kovacs had too twice keep out Sheridan’s crosses, then he and Pilkington got in each other’s way, almost turning in Laurent’s cross into his own net, but the situation was retrieved in the nick of time. Although Watkins shot wide, naturally Lincoln looked the more likely with the extra man. A long ball over the top, Laurent breezed past Keane unable to keep up with him,but Laurent rushed his strike and could only find the side netting.

Deep into the extra four minutes, Hand had a silly kick at Sheridan, rarely have I seen a more richly deserved sending off for a Luton player. Hope whichever players fill in against Swindon, play the games of their life and keep Lawless and Hand( he goes back next week anyway) out of the team.

The fixture continues to look inviting, double bubble against Kettering ( unless the Poppies go pop by then), then home games against Newport and Stockport. As a collective group of players, wouldn’t trust them to be able to go on a winning run even against those lot. With the pack lurking behind, it would only take a couple more dodgy results and we maybe out of the top ten.

Still, on the positive Brabin at least polished his hitherto scruffy white trainers and Saturday brings about the first step towards the chance of winning another Competition. Shane Warne would be proud of that amount of spin. At least he could had he not been Botexed to death by Liz Hurley.

Kevin Pilkington 5.75 , Dan Gleeson 6, Janos Kovacs 6.75, George Pilkington 7.5 ( Jamie Hand 3) , Jake Howells 6.5 , Adam Watkins 7, Keith Keane 6.5, Alex Lawless 6.25, Aaron O’Connor 6.75( Ryan Brunt), Danny Crow 7.5, Robbie Willmott 5.25( James Dance).

Subs not used – Mark Tyler,Stuart Fleetwood, Booked – Howells, Willmott, Lawless ( x2), Hand ( x2)

Lincoln – Farman, Sinclair, Hinds, Gosling, Nutter, Platt, Christophre( Sheridan), Thompson, Russell ( Taylor), Power , Perry ( Laurent). Booked – Chrsistophre, Hinds.

*THE DISCLAIMER* The above ratings were picked on a whim and very rarely are an accurate reflection on the player’s performances simply to annoy the reader. Today’s fatuous comments are about Socrates and his quote about Football being an art. He wasn’t talking about the Conference, as most of the artists involved are of the piss variety. Enjoyed the minutes’ respect towards him, if there was one. Someone has a vicious paper cut and there is a minute’s respect. But the captain of the best team I have ever since ( even surpassing Ricky Hill’s magic eleven in the last decade) and there is nothing. With all due respect how many great teams did Gary Speed play in? Leeds may have won the League, but doesn’t count as that weasel David Batty played in that team.

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Same old same old

 

I think the record is stuck. Haven’t we been here before somewhere?

As I said the other day, I’m away from home with work today and I couldn’t go so I can’t comment on the game itself. I listened to Messrs Pitts and Duncan on diverse FM on the internet. As usual it sounds as if we were much better in the first half but let Lincoln back in, in the second half. It sounds however that with a few better strikers on their part they would have certainly scored more than one. However, I am delighted for Danny Crow to get a second successive away goal for the Hatters. Good man.

That’s 5 points out of 9 against three of the weaker teams in the division. It’s not going well – we should be on a march by now, not a mid-table crawl.

Whilst being fully supportive of Mr Brabin in the past I think he has lost the plot a little now. We can neither score enough goals to put the game out of reach, or close games down to prevent the opposition from getting one. It’s very frustrating.

It’s not promotion form, and there is nothing to suggest that we can snap out of the inevitable good first half but then poor second half. There’s no glimmer of hope or signs of improvement.

I’ve said it all before I’m not going to repeat myself. It’s embarrassing to think that we might need yet another manager to get us out of this league, but if we are going to do it we have got to invest in someone who can take an enormous squad and some mediocre performers and inject a spark of life and some determination into the team. I fully back 2020 and the current board and off the field the club is 100% going in the right direction, a sustainable direction. I am convinced that if the change is made it will be for the good of the club.

11 points off the top at the start of December, it seems unlikely that we are going to overtake them unless Wrexham and then Fleetwood implode, and so the play offs are a realistic goal. Do we want to limp into them or be the form team who everyone wants to avoid? I know which I’d prefer.

I’m reluctant to say it, it is the easy way out I know, but I think the end of the road may have been reached.

 

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O’Connor sizzles, but the dream is over for another year…

 

A spirited performance from the Hatters wasn’t enough to see us go through. 4-2 flattered Cheltenham a little because though they were a tight, bright, well-organised team, we went through long spells of the game in control.

It was the same old story – chance after chance – but at least there was more than one goal. And those goals came a sizzling on-fire Aaron O’Connor. Even if he hadn’t got any goals his performance would still have been sufficient to have outshone his coleagues.

I often get the feeling we are in for a treat of a game when a better opposition come and score an early goal. Remember Liverpool? Remember the 3-2 against Reading? Game on!

Actually ITV must be gutted that we are out – we are FA Cup TV gold.

The formation was an attacking 4-3-3. Now I have no problem with a proper 4-3-3. It is an attacking formation. Pleaty would often play 4-3-3 and there was nothing wrong with that. However, his midfield would be wider with the midfielders strung across. Ours tends to be a bit narrower with a holding midfielder stuck behind two central midfielders. That tends to necessitate that two of the front three have to act as wide-ish men. But I think for it to be a proper attacking formation you need three proper front men, not two wingers and a striker. Otherwise there is a danger of it soon becoming a 4-5-1. Ian Blackwell anyone?

What should happen of course, if one of the front three goes wide on the wing to pick up the ball the other one of the front three drifts into the box to make a front two. With us I suppose though the front three would be Willmott/AMS on the left O’Connor/AMS on the right and a proper centre forward in the middle.

Personally I would have a big man as part of the front three. Just think: if we’d had a tall man in there yesterday, how many of the crosses which sailed over the top of dear Danny Crow would have been connected? Whilst we still have him, I’d play Brunty in there, otherwise Wright.

There is nothing wrong with having a big man in the front three – you need someone to get on the end of the crosses. However, if we do play a big man in the front three we mustn’t change the way we are playing. Just because you have a big fella up there, does not – I repeat does not – give you the excuse to lump the ball up there at every opportunity. This is for two reasons 1) it’s not what we do. 2) it’s pointless I think, unless you are playing a striker just off him to nod the ball onto/lay the ball off and then we are talking about a 4-4-2 instead.

To use a cricketing example to illustrate my point: Perth is the fastest, bounciest cricket pitch in the world. Because it is so bouncy sides get tempted to bowl short stuff all the time and get carried away with seeing the batmen hop around and the keeper taking the ball above his head– however the sides that prosper at Perth are the ones that pitch the ball up and make the most of the extra bounce off a good length or fuller pitched delivery. Playing with a big man up front is the same. Just because he’s there you don’t have to pump the ball up to him. He’s an outlet, an occasional Plan B or a release valve when clearing the ball – but not the raison d’etre. So many managers’ eyes light up (Mr Money anyone?) when suddenly they have the option of a 6’ 2”plus bloke in there. The game plan changes and the slow build up becomes a hoof it up the middle chaps. No. No. No. He’s there to get on the end of your crosses, to pose a threat at set pieces. Back to Pleaty for a second – he wasn’t averse to having a big player up there (eg Aylott, Big Mick, etc) but you could hardly accuse him of being Mr Route One. No, leave that to the Hertfordshire teams.

I think that 4-3-3 suits the players we now have. We have flair players like Kissock and Dance. Busy midfielders like Watkins, and in theory Lawless (who was, I thought, much improved when playing the deeper of the three yesterday when Keane went off) and holding players like Keano and Hand.(and Godfrey ‘on fire’ Poku – who is indeed on fire at Southport).

With Willmott or Howells or AMS (when fit) on the left, O’Connor or Dance or AMS on the right of a front 3 and Brunt/Wright as the middle man I think that should (**should**) be a real attacking force in this division. In fact – any other team would waltz it with that line up I’m sure.

I would have loved a big tie in the third round (Cheltenham got Spurs) but in a way, nice though it would have been, it would have been papering over the cracks that have appeared and the huge doubts I now have as to the Manager’s ability to get us into the play offs and out the other side. A cup run, or money spinner in January would have diverted attention from the real matter in hand.

Now, a couple of years ago, you will recall that a member of the first team playing squad told me about the shenanigans that were going on under Mick (see link here). I deliberately don’t pass on some of the occasional snippets I hear because it would jeopardise the players trust in me, put him in a tricky position and break my anonymity I guess, potentially.

However, I’ve decided to mention a couple of the chats I’ve had recently. I could detail things at length, but to put them in a nutshell, the first team squad feel that Brabs acts as if he is one of the boys and not the gaffer, he is too close to them and sees himself as one of them (David Brent anyone?) I’ve also been told that the discipline and training the first team get is more akin to a country club than a football club, the players spend a lot of time not training as hard as they might, having a laugh and Brabin lets them get away with it, when others don’t. But thirdly, and something I’d not heard before is how much respect they have for Alan Nielson. His training methods are seen as spot on, widely respected and he has a good awareness of the game and tactical nous. What I learnt however that from the players perspective (and not Neilson’s I hasten to add) GB contradicts some of the things they are working on with AN, i.e. they are working on one thing with AN and then Brabin comes in and says the opposite– and that Nielson is constantly undermined in front of the players. This is interesting, but a little disturbing. I’ve always felt a bit sorry for AN. He was quite happily and successfully working as youth development coach – was reluctantly promoted to first team coach, caretaker manager for five games, then assistant manager to Money, then unceremoniously bumped to First Team Development manager, when Brabin leapfrogged him, and now Brab’s buddy Carden has been brought in. All the time he uncomplainingly gets on with it, and the reserves’ and youngsters results under him this year have been encouraging. It seems to be that he is as likeable, solid and dignified as a coach as he was a player.

Whilst getting two goals in a game has been a rarity recently and should be applauded – conceding four wasn’t so good.

The first goal was a route one comedy of school boy errors – the second goal was an own goal off Gleeson, but the cross should never have been allowed in the first place. The third goal was a good move – in fact Cheltenham appeared to up a gear just when they needed to. Another sign of a good side. The fourth goal – well…Kovacs was deputising as that big striker I have been going on about and so perhaps it is not a surprise. Four goals flattered them a bit – three didn’t though.

What can I say of our defenders? Pilks is seemingly less sharp than he was, perhaps because he is not being tested out at a higher level week in week out. He is only 30, and should be reaching his peak, though to be fair he has spent most of the season injured. Kovacs seems a much better player than we was when he was with us before, though as yesterday showed, he is prone to the odd howler or two. Both should have no problem with anything non-league throws at them though. On the right yesterday Dan Gleeson came back to replace Curtis Osano. It didn’t improve things. Seems bizarre to fling Gleeson in against Cheltenham, when there is a park kick about next Saturday. In any case, Keano is a much better right back than either Osano or Gleeson, so why wasn’t he playing there for the big game? Error of judgement in my humble opinion. What annoys me about Gleeson is his unwillingness to close an oncoming winger down, he is seemingly happy to escort him to the byline. However, when he does put a tackle in he is one of the best tacklers in the team. It is so frustrating. Whilst it didn’t seem as if he was fit yesterday, Brabin insisted that he was match fit. So there you go.

Jake is one of the best crossers and passers in the team and so we are better served with him playing further up – however, because Murray has been injured this year and because Taylor was cup-tied had to play at left back for the umpteenth time. Whilst his positioning and his all round play is better than Gleeson’s unfortunately his lack of pace is what lets him down. He is sometimes outpaced and then fails to stop the cross going in. He’s a really good tackler too if he gets the opportunity to put one in.

Blimey – reading this back sounds like one big whinge – for which I apologise.

What I must say is that I really enjoyed the game yesterday. It was a good cup tie and very entertaining we got our money’s worth.  Our performance was improved and, like I said at the top, for long periods of the game we held our own. How many crosses did we get in – I stopped counting at 10. Or perhaps Cheltenham allowed us to dominate as much as they wanted us to – before they upped a gear. For a little club (average crowd 3,000) they’ve done spectacularly well and just demonstrate what a canny manager can do on a limited budget at any level. Swap ya?

A couple of weeks ago when I said that the next five games were ‘must wins’ and that a club in our position should expect at the very least four wins and a draw from those – I forgot that we were playing Cheltenham instead of Stockport. Nevertheless – of the four league games (Newport away, Telford home, Lincoln away, and Tamworth away) we should be getting 10 points from those games. Well as we have already dropped two against Telford so that means we need to win at Lincoln on Tuesday and Tamworth on the 17th. Anything else should not really be acceptable with the good players we have at the club.

Work prevents me from going up to Lincoln on Tuesday, and family commitments prevent me from seeing Swindon Submarine next Saturday (a game I was looking forward to – I love the unreserved seating games) and also the trip to Tamworth. So I’m having a through-no-fault-of-my-own mid-season break. I’ll be getting withdrawal symptoms.

On Boxing Day we have the unfortunate Kettering who are in freefall that the moment, having only got 2 points from their last seven games. Again, that and the return fixture on New Year’s Day should be nail on certainties, as should the home games against Newport and Stockport.

So really, truly, not wanting to burden the team with too much expectation we should really win the next six league games. Shouldn’t we? We should get 18 points. Am I being unfair? Okay, okay, we know that slip ups do occur and so I would expect us to get perhaps 16 points in those games. Four wins and two draws would give us 14. I’m thinking that would be poor, against teams with an average position of 18th – when we are looking to be promotion contenders.

What I’m trying to get at here is how poor do the results have to be in must-win games for the board to sit up and take notice? If we win all six then fine, perhaps, things would have been turned around – confidence will be high and things will start to click. Suddenly the luck will go our way. But what happens if we only draw at Lincoln? What happens if we stutter to a draw at Tamworth? What happens if we only narrowly beat Kettering, but then draw away to them? What happens if we only draw at home to Newport and/or Stockport? What if – heaven forefend we lose one of them? Where is the cut off? There are some who think it has already passed, but there must be an point if reached that would mean another change at the top.

Personally, I just want to put the crappy performances behind us, for things to be sorted out, for the air to be cleared and to start banging them in. There were glimpses yesterday that things were coming together a little. Perhaps all we need is a lucky break, and the season will kick on from here – the team will suddenly click and we will start scoring for fun again. It could be – it should be. I truly hope so. My grave misgivings aside, I would love Gary Brabin to be on the pitch at Wembley at the end of the season giving a big two fingers to all of the doubters, myself included. His point will have been proved. Whether or not we will remains to be seen. It is never boring being a Luton Fan.

Come on you Hatters!

 

 

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PDW’s Kneejerk Reactions (FA Cup – Cheltenham away)

So, now we can concentrate on the F.A. Trophy. We need to change the chant from ‘Wembley’s too small for us’ to ‘Kenilworth Road’s too big for us’.

Excellent open game of football, which we played our part in matching them for long periods of the game but fell at the final hurdle when held, having given them a good run for their money. Going toe to toe against a strong, sharp almost total football side, they are looked very comfortable on the ball. Goes to show what can be achieved on a small budget if the correct management are in place. Oh well. Can cope being turned over by a good side like them, can’t handle being unable to beat rubbish. Talking of which, see Telford did well today.

A two goal defeat doesnt tell the whole story. A bit of luck could have seen us get a draw. Although having to endure the traffic in Cheltenham is always bad luck. They just had more quality in both boxes than us. But we gave a very good account of ourselves, as we always do against League sides since our demotion out of the league. Some fine individual performances from O’Connor, Howells and Watkins to name but three. We gave it a good shot,no complaints, but need to put the same effort into every game. Not just when we can be bothered or not. Attitude needs spot to every game from now on, there are no demons lurking in the next five league games.

Defensively we struggled. Time for Tyler to come back (not that he should been out once fit again). Gleeson, unsurprisingly out of his depth on his first start since May. Done no favours by Brabin giving him a baptism of fire against an exceptional team for that level. Why not help him out and wait a week, giving him a easier start against Swindon Supermarket Sweep? Keane at right back, Hand in the holding role, that would be been alright. George Pilkington is starting to look on the wane sadly, whether the lack of pre-season has effected him, but doesn’t look as sharp and quick to read the danger signals as he was in his peak. Even in his grave Pilkington would be a far better defender than Beckwith will ever be.

Change of system today. Back to 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 depending on your viewpoint. Could see Brabin’s thinking, playing an extra man in midfield to attempt to stop them playing. Problem was Crow up front alone. Big ask for him that, when dinky passes were played up to his head, against two tall centre backs in Lowe and Bennett. Give him a chance. Also when we got the ball into the box, we had to play the precise pass to find an orange shirt, which we did fairly well. It’s something to bulid on to try and kick start our season again, but such is the team’s wild inconsistency, won’t hold my breath. We could easily smash Lincoln or just as easily obtain a plucky 1-0 defeat without a shot on target.

K.Pilkington in goal (alledgely) joking aside the defence have far more faith in Tyler and he communicates better, Pilkington has done well in the last few games and is steady deputy. But if Tyler is available (unless it’s a Trophy game) there is no choice, back four of Gleeson, Kovacs, G.Pilkington, Howells. Keane sat in front of the defence, allowing Lawless and Watkins a free role. O’Connor and Willmott on the wings. Crow up front. Unless it’s a fitness issue, Dance very unlucky to be omitted and Lawless incredibly fortunate to retain his place.

Now, the Watkins debate was been done to death. Pleased to see him start. Odd though that Brabin thinks he cope against a very good side but not against the likes of Ebbsfleet. To be fair, the time he was allowed today, he probably wouldn’t get the space in the Conference. But we aren’t good enough to leave our best players on the bench in the vast majority of games. If he were sixteen or seventeen and we were in the top flight( if only) , fair enough bring him into the team gradually. But he’s twenty and we play in non league. Deep sigh. Yes, he will have bad games, but then leave him out and play him again when he regains form. Sure Brabin is doing what he thinks is for the best. But he’s wildly wrong. In his heart of hearts, he must surely know that by now? Whatever guff he tells the gullible local press.

We played some good, patient stuff using the flanks well. Howells often bringing the ball forward, well. O’Connor putting a tigerish shift on the other side. Cheltenham gave us time on the ball. Which kept suits us but we kept on the deck most of the time, just as well as Snow White would have felt at home with the height of our forward line.

Both teams have an early opportunity, Spencer’s cross touched off by Mohamed into the path of Pack, Kovacs stopping the strike with his legs. Willmott was sent through, he delayed his effort to lob, probably should have attempted to lob Brown in goal, but Jombati managed to get in front and the chance tamely was wasted.

We started poorly and it looked like being a long old afternoon, when a ball played down the middle. Credit where it’s due, Gleeson and Kovacs gave a brilliant impression of waxworks as Duffy wandered though, controlled the ball, slotting his strike past Pilkington the gloves, Kovacs just unable to get back in time.

Cheltenham composed in possession. They keep the ball then suddenly break quickly. Pack and Penn far better than the clueless cloggers we usually come up across. After a bad start, it could have got a messy, but credit to the team for rallying and starting to push Cheltenham back. Mainly from Howells bringing the ball forward, with Watkins seeing plenty of the ball, not looking out of place, slowing good control and managing to shift the ball with deft foot movement. We needed to start keeping the ball better, in the Conference you give the ball away, you get it back straight away, but we used it cleverly.

A good break forward by Howells sent the ball across to O’Connor, striking in an excellent centre, which Crow unmarked in a central position, should have done much better than glancing a header wide. Kovacs taking advantage of some sleepy defending rising high to connect from Watkins’ short corner but unable to keep it down.

Gleeson doing a passable Drogba impression, standing on the ball, slipping over and claiming the foul which Duffy was close, but he need Inspector Gadget like legs to catch Gleeson. The referee had a decent game, took no nonsense, apart from allowing Brown to get away with some blantant time wasting Willmott still on free kicks ( why?), in his defence at least he provided some novelty value to his free kicks,drilling into the wall, rather than flicking them ten yards over. His free kick charged down, fell to O’Connor superb touch and twist of his body to fire a drive which Duffy deflected wide.

We continued to had plenty of the play, a number of shots blocked, Cheltenham defended in numbers, but were lighteningly fast on the counter attack, through Duffy, Spencer and Mohammed ( hope Gleeson kept his receipt the amount of body swerves Mohamed sold him),.

Our best move probably numbered ten passes, ending up at Howells’ feet after a neat interchange between Willmott and O’Connor, sadly Howells finish didn’t match the quality of the football. We pressed them and like most teams, they don’t look half as good as when they don’t had time to pass the ball.O’Connor, in particular chased down a hopeless cause, ending up hacking down Low, which he was fortunate to escape a caution. Watkins carried the ball though the middle, neatly side stepping Bennett, curling the ball,which Brown did well to stick out a strong left paw to turn it behind. Willmott’s excellent delivery, Kovacs gaining a yard of space from Jombati, but turning a header over.

A well merited leveller came from Willmott doing well down the left, squeezing past Bennett and Jombati, looking up spotting O’Connor in space to poke in via the far post.

Cheltenham reacted well to the goal. We were unable to cope with Pack’s long throws, from one the ball turned into his path by Duffy, he went towards the line, an attempted cross deflected into the far post. Jombati galloped down the right finding Penn, Kovacs getting a vital foot to deny Duffy.

We responded by starting the second half strongly, although Keane allowedh Penn to get past him with ease before shoving him over. Mohammed’s free kick was smashed high and not so handsome, ending up somewherer nearer Beechwood School than Pilkington’s goal. From our own free half, we produced rather more quality. Pilkington searching pass found Crow, knocking the ball down to O’Connor, in space but outside the box, showing fine techinque by keeping his left foot strike down and whizzed past Brown. Very, very well taken.

Lawless who was fairly invisible in the first half, an improvement on Tuesday, started to get involved and again, we had the upper hand. Lawless found Gleeson down the right,good whipped cross, it eluded Jombati, but more frustatingly Willmott just in front of goal.

However a great goal edged Cheltenham back in front. Keane again allowed Penn too much room, taking the ball into the right channel, finding Duffy, twisting laying off to Summerfield who finished with more than a touch of class finding the bottom corner giving Pilkington no chance.

That goal knocked a bit of stuffing out of us, but we regrouped and came again. Watkins stabbed the ball towards goal , was charged down. Crow won a freekick waiting for Pack to breathe on him and down he went. Pack spooned a shot over from Summerfield’s run and centre.

It was time to bring on Fleetwood. Whilst we will still played well enough, Crow hasn’t played more football recently and it would have given them something different to think about. Watkins set up Lawless to move forward and rifle a shot which hit the outside of the post and wide. Kissock replaced keane. Lawless playing deeper and Kissock just floated around. He did well in his limited time, always eager to get on the ball, his main impact lung busting run back to dispossess a maroon shirt when Cheltenham again broke away.

By this stage it was very open, Spencer getting the better of Pilkington before lashing his shot wide across goal. Kissock, with an auction of RADA standard, a rather spectular Swan Lake dive dive when trying to squeeze through a narrow gap between Bennett and Pack right on the edge . They were starting to get rattled. O’Connor’s free kick struck the wall, managed to pick up the loose ball before being brought down by Duffy. Duffy not happy by the award of the free kick, gave a splendid flouncing arm waving gesture on receiving his second yellow. The two fouls were his only noteable offences of the game. Still he took it well. Storming off, blew out the contents of both his nostrils onto the turf ( how delightful), waving a cheeky V sign at the fans. Touched a nerve, dear? That’s a man who was bought up in Social Housing.

We have a bit of time to get back on terms, our best chance Kissock set up Lawless to move forward and rifle a shot which hit the outside of the post and wide. We have found more wood this week than a carpenter. Pilkington’s clever lob over the top, Crow was slow to chase it down and no problem to them.

There were an extra five minutes of injury time, due to Brown taking a age at goal kicks. Kissock’s burst though was stopped by Bennett. With Kovacs going upfront ( would it not have better to stick Wright on?) , we left gaps at the back. Cheltenham managed to use the space well, Low forward from left back, found by Pack, could only poke the ball at Pilkington. They had the final say, sub Smikle rolling the ball to Penn passing Gleeson and finished cooly.

It was a good effort, but certain parts of Cheltenham’s game make you realise how much improvement we need to make to be a force at that level, although it might be a good idea to get out of this league first before worringly about the Fourth Division.

Onto Lincoln, they seem to be enjoying their debut season. A local derby against Gainsborough is on the cards, unless fingers aren’t removed from digits. They have Holdsworth in charge there now. Good luck, will be totally amazed if their squad hasn’t risen to 100 by the end of January. Brabin vs Holdsworth in a trolley dash around Poundland would be an excellent sport. Whoever has acquired the most journeymen at the end gets a restraining order. With Fleetwood and Wrexham in danger of being away and gone, if any more slips up occur soon. Nothing else than three points will do there. Tamworth away is a venue we always struggle at – can we play Pavel Besta there for old time’s sake? But we if can’t get six points against Kettering’s team which consists of just the tea lady and an unpaid V.A.T. bill , that will be time for the alarm bells to sound loudly.

Kevin Pilkington 5 , Dan Gleeson 4, Janos Kovacs 7.25 , George Pilkington 6 , Jake Howells 8.5 , Adam Watkins 7.75, Keith Keane 6.25( John-Paul Kissock), Alex Lawless 6.25, Aaron O’Connor 9, Danny Crow 6.75, Robbie Willmott 7.

Subs not used – Mark Tyler,Dean Beckwith, Stuart Fleetwood, James Dance, Jamie Hand, Tommy Wright. Booked – Gleeson.

Cheltenham – Brown, Jombati, Bennett, Lowe, Low, Spencer, Summerfield,Pack, Penn, Mohamed, Duffy. Sent off – Duffy. Booked – Duffy (x2), Summerfield

*THE DISCLAIMER* The above ratings were picked on a whim and very rarely are an accurate reflection on the player’s performances simply to annoy the reader. Today’s fatuous comments are about Jeremy Clarkson. Until this week, only thought of him as a tiresome Northerner with a bad perm and an unhealthy obession towards cars. No point having a good car as some ruffian will only key it. Was offended by his joke. I like brown Sparrows. On reflection I prefer Great Tits. All the strikers should just get jobs in the private sector and fund their own pensions. Problem solved. No need to thank me. Apart from a dreadful fashion sense, Clarkson’s problem was having a pop at the general public. Tactical naivety, that. Most of them are slightly precious, thin skinned, a touch weepy and pathetic. My advice pick an easy, popular target. Say Politicians should be shot, for example. Amateur.

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